Alien lvs Predator

Alien and Predator recently realised that all the fighting and battling was merely a facade for their built up sexual tension, and they tied the knot this week on a secret planet.

It all started after Darth Vader played Cupid and sent them on a blind date. They met again, realised their fate and were married within months.

Jamie Lee Curtis is said to be ‘chuffed for them both’.