Russell Brand divorces Katy Perry because ‘he missed single life’
Not so much 7 year itch, more of a 7 week itch.. I bet Russell Brand’s had longer itches he’s had STD doctors prescribe antibiotics for..
I hear Katy perry wrote ‘firework’ about Russell. Ironically fireworks hang around longer!
And then there’s Alex Reid (better known as Jordan’s transvestite ex) marrying Chantelle Houghton (better known as, er, pass).
These two married after ‘an instant connection’ AKA a phone call between their agents. Cynical? What me? Yeah.
Then there’s the flip side; Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas.. He’s not just twice her age, he’s twice her age in dog years; she’ll have to cut his foot off and count the rings to calculate his true age.
But against all of the odds those two are one of the strongest couples in Hollywood and I applaud that.
So I suppose what I’m trying to say is around all the cynicism, PR spin and opportunist sham marriages I believe not all celeb marriages are a ploy.
Love can exist and remain strong even between two ‘celebrity’ A listers ‘Til death do they part’.
Unless Angelina Jolie pouts her erotic lips in the husband’s direction. Then they’re doomed.
Except Michael Douglas. His vision’s not what it was..